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Luxe wishes everyone a Merry Christmas! To all the brothers in the Luxe Bar group, just a heads up 🙏🏻 When you head to Luxe next time, whatever you do, don't let those Nigerian street middlemen/touts downstairs bring you up. Why am I saying this? Because lately, quite a few Japanese bars and nightclubs in Kabukicho have started cutting ties with these types of intermediaries. They've been bringing in too many problem customers all along, causing major headaches for the venues. So over the next few days, bars on the nearby streets are going to be extra strict with customers brought in by these middlemen. Hong Kong brothers, remember this—going up on your own and entering by yourself is the safest bet. If you get brought up through a middleman, there's a real chance you won't even be able to get into Luxe Bar 🙏🏻😂

So there's always these rich guys coming into the shop... The other day, a Hong Kong friend brought a group of eight Chinese clients to play. He told me one of them was this third-generation rich kid, absolutely loaded, and if you can get on his good side, you'll never have to worry about money again 😅 So this whole crew goes into the VIP room, and then he tells me to call over all the prettiest girls for him to choose from... But that's just not how things work in Japan - where the hell can you line up girls for selection? What do you think this is, some kind of goldfish bowl at a horse track? When they made this request, my Japanese colleagues were honestly pretty reluctant. But given the friendship involved, they had to save face and go along with it... Japanese bars usually tell customers the cost after each session - if you want another round, they add more. This way customers know exactly what they're paying... transparent pricing, fair for everyone! This so-called rich third-generation guy tells us not to mention money after each session, just give him the bill at the end when it's time to settle up! Don't interrupt their fun 😅 They partied from 10pm until 1am... the final bill was only ¥1.8 million. He actually went "Whoa!" and asked why it was so damn expensive! Said he wanted a discount and to check the bill 😆 Bro, and you call yourself third-generation rich... 😝 The other night, another friend who said he was just a regular office worker had a ¥3 million bill and didn't even bat an eye.

There's this girl in the shop who I honestly just can't get behind... She's got these narrow, beady eyes, high cheekbones, and lips thicker than Chinese sausages - definitely not the kawaii look you see in AV. I went to my partner asking if she might be scaring away customers, but guess what? He showed me the past three months' performance records and she's been #1 across the board! Damn, I'm thinking with all the hotties we have in the shop, how is she beating everyone... Turns out foreign tourists, especially Europeans, have completely opposite aesthetic preferences from us Asians. They're not into the big eyes, sharp nose, small mouth look because that's exactly what all the European girls look like - nothing special about it. Plus her English is way better than the other Japanese girls, so she really clicks with the foreign guys, giving me no excuse to let her go 🤣

Last week we had this rich dude come in to play. The moment he sat down, no small talk, he ordered five bottles of champagne 🥂 and had a young girl come take care of him. Poverty really limits my imagination - rich people play on a whole different level. First thing he does is hand the staff ¥20,000 to go buy him a pack of cigarettes 🚬, telling them to keep the change as a tip. The five bottles of Veuve Clicquot on the table weren't even finished when he ordered five more 😆 Seeing how cool he was acting and how he completely ignored the beautiful girl, I sat down to chat and asked him why he came here to play. This gentleman who looked like he stepped out of Indiana Jones just told me he came here purely to spend money, no other reason. After saying that, he ordered five more bottles... The final bill was ¥1.6 million and we couldn't even fit all the champagne glasses on two tables 😂😂😂